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Zweihander

A zweihander is a medieval 2 handed sword used mostly around the 12th-15th centuary . This devistating sword normally 6 feet in length required great strength and stamina to use . Zweihander translated litterally means twohander in mordern english . After the 15th centuary bastard and short swords where prefered and the use of the zweihander slowly died out . Many models are still around but most of them are owned by medieval enthusiast clubs of museums . A fine piece of medieval history
Most zweihander where forged during the 12th centuary at the time when they sounded most suitible to the thick heavy armour of the other nations
Zweihander by Steven Allen May 17, 2006

Zweihander

The Zweihander is a sword in all of the "Dark Souls" video games. The Zweihander is in the ultra greatsword class, and was made popular, not just because it's good, but also by the dark souls meme "GiantDad", a legendary creature who wields the mighty Zweihander.
Person 1: "Holy shit, is that a Zweihander?!"
Person 2: "You bet"
Zweihander by Andbb1 June 9, 2020

Heavy-Infused Zweihänder 

Slang for someone who:

A: Is extremely strong or swole
B: Is extremely heterosexual, they would not even look at their own gender's genitals if their life depended on it.
C: Both
Patches: "That lad over there is a regular heavy-infused zweihänder, look at 'em go! Lad's certainly not a cleric!"
Ashen One, holding a Ledo's greathammer in each had: *looks like he came straight out of fist of the north star*

Also ashen one: *fucking both Karla and the firekeeper at once*

zweihainder 

A person who loves 'fists'

Quote: Guild Zweihainder: "i love fists"
Zweihainder loves fists
zweihainder by cerwyn September 9, 2003

Zweihänder 

Zweihänder (Two-Handed) Is a German term describing generally any german Two-Handed Gothic swords

No it's not a type of sword, Same with "Flamberge"
The German knight slices his opponent's head off with a Zweihänder
Zweihänder by Mystei September 5, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026