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Amalasuintha

Amalasuintha, King of the Amalasuinthan people and the god of Amalasuinthism. The worlds most peaceful religion, promoting Famine, Civil war and Totalitarianism. The religions most notable quote is “The dreams of the people will never be reached”. Although originally written in Latin, Modern Amalasuinthism’s Krski (Religious Book) is written in English. Originally translated wrong 4000 years ago, the spelling mistakes help the religion to grow and thrive in a modern world.
did you hear about an old religion, Amalasuinthism
That god, Amalasuinth
Amalasuintha is a god
Amalasuintha by CreeperAwMan August 3, 2019
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You were a amalas tonight!
amalas by Nick Linfoot October 14, 2008

amalamce 

The medical assistance vehicle that responds to emergency situations.
"I need a ride to work. Call the amalamce and tell 'em I got shot."
amalamce by Jasper Duran December 28, 2007

Amalamagram

“Hey fat ass

“Hey amalamagram”
“What does that mean?”
“Your s bitch it means your a bitch
Amalamagram by Maximum44 June 20, 2022
How country folk pronounce Ambulance.
Oh lawd help me, I can't get up.
Call the amalamb
Amalamb by LawSr July 18, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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