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Robert D. 

A dick with a dick who likes dick. Dates an ugly cracked out whore who looks like Snookie. Thinks he's a nihilistic party boy who can't get along with anybody else who isn't. Walks like he has something stuck up his ass. He also thinks A Day to Remember is pop-punk. And is a straight edge sell out.
1. Hey dude, did you see that girl?

Yeah? She probably dates a Robert D.

2. Bro, that dude walks like he's gay!
Yeah, I think that's a Robert D.
Robert D. by p00pnugget September 1, 2011
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robert d by realsteal October 27, 2011

Robert D 

A gay guy, hes amazing. Hes the most amazing person on earth. Hes nice to most people. Hes really good at giving head and he loves it. Hes just a magical thing to have around.
Wow, Robert D is so amazing! Hes also so good at head.” ;)
Robert D by That one Hoey Hoe September 7, 2018
pronoun:

1) for a girl to text you and to seem interested over text, to only let you down in real life

2) when you lead a guy on from text but ignore him or reject him in real life
Louise: Jeez, did you hear how SImon got Robert'd

Chealsy: I saw screenshots of the text messages. What a bitch for leading him on.
Robert'd by Bob confidant. December 28, 2016

Roberts'd 

Verb: to have two defense attorneys.
Man, that defendant should have been a felon twice by now. We got Roberts'd on this one.

Roberts'd 

Verb: the legal arrangement in which a defendant is represented simultaneously by two separate defense lawyers during a proceeding, but one is a prosecutor.
Man, that defendant should have two felony charges by now. We got Roberts'd.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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