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Bee-hiving 

The act of Bee-hiving consists of three parts.

1. Buy a jar of honey.
2. Find a bees nest.
3. Find 2 women for less than 100 dollars.

The Process...

Line up all the women spread eagle, dip your hands in honey, and then GENTLY put your hands in the bees. Following this take your hands and shove your fists simultaniusly into the unsuspecting women, returning the bees to their new hive.
Person 1: "Dude Cindy looks all pissed off!" "I wonder whats in her vagina?"
Person 2: "Bees, what else man?!"
Person 1: "Bees?!"
Person 2: "Yea dude!, Her and Jen went Bee-hiving last night!"
Person 1: "Oooooh!, that explains the buzz around school!"
Bee-hiving by Oliver Sloan October 21, 2010
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Bee-hiving 

The next trend, similar to planking, except the actor puts a live bee-hive on his head and stands in public like an idiot long enough for one of his friends to take a picture.
Person A: "Why is that guy standing on the train with his arms to his side and a bee-hive on his head?"

Person B: "Oh he's just bee-hiving. He's amazing."
Bee-hiving by beehivetillidie July 15, 2011

bee hiving 

applying honey to the sphinctoral region and coaxing a swarm of bees into your rectum.
In the ancient Egyptian times the pharaoh Cleopatra kept a jar of honeybees beside her bed for bee hiving. You haven't felt anything like sting in your prostate.
bee hiving by frankdadank March 19, 2009

Beehiving 

Any type of personal or public document such as a resume, article, etc. that contains more buzz words than clear information in order to sound more impressive or fluff a word count.
"Have you seen how long Ben's resume is?"
"Yeah, but he's mostly just beehiving"
Beehiving by Babooj November 13, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026