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A penurious period in which you are unable to spend any money because you're waiting on funds that people are due you. Gash Flow is an acronym of Gash (meaning rubbish or poor) and Cash Flow.
'Hey Stoz - you coming to the pub tonight?' 'Can't mate - I've got gash flow at the moment!
Gash Flow by Kaiz2001 July 14, 2011

Gash flow forecast 

A prediction of the amount of girls, gash, you are likely to get in the next year.
"I've just completed my Gash flow forecast for the year ending 31/12/2009."

Gash flow crisis 

When your Gash flow is seriously low. i.e. You're having difficulty finding women
Hey Paul, hows the gash flow?

Not good mate, I'm having a bit of a gash flow crisis
Gash flow crisis by Bennisboy October 21, 2007

Gash flow statement 

A record of how many women you've been with (gash flow)
Hey Paul, hows it going?

Good man, check my gash flow statement

...goes into more detail...
Gash flow statement by Bennisboy October 21, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026