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Coochie q-tips 

Honey, will you run to the drugstore and get me some coochie Q-Tips?
Coochie q-tips by dawgcat November 10, 2010
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Used Q-Tips 

the world's smallest batons with little gold ends
Whoa, those Used Q-Tips are like the world's smallest batons with little gold ends.

Kleenex & Q-Tips 

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.
Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.
Kleenex & Q-Tips by Kahoki February 1, 2009
It's when you get your friend drunk enough that he's willing to stick q-tips up your butt.
Last night I got Dan q-tipsy and he shared his favorite hobby with me! "Only joking" my ass!
q-tipsy by NaughtyPotty March 27, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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