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butt squirrel 

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?

squirrel butt 

Person who acts stupid. Some of the ways to be a squirrel butt:
1. Stealing other people's made up words
2. Taking people's stuff
3. Taunting people
4. Making fun of friends
Dude1: You are so weird! Haha! Look at the weird kid!
Dude2: Shutup, man. You're such a squirrel butt !

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas
as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french
"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

Buttsquirrel 

A person, mainly female gender, who likes to look at squirrels and coincidentally looks like a butt.
Girl that looks like a butt: Oooo, squirrels!!!

Guy: Dude, your a buttsquirrel...
Buttsquirrel by Big_josh84 September 4, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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