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Mokepon quote:
Long ago, somehow it was decided that being ten years old was perfectly fine age to go out alone and face unknown dangers.

In a world where getting lost or eaten by a dragon was the least of your fears.

And so every young boy and girl in Pallet town eagerly anticipates receiving their very first pokemon from Professor Oak, the local pokemon expert.

So that they may join in with the idiocy themselves.
mokepon by 3bookwyrms June 15, 2011
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Mokopono 

Mokopono is a word that means what you want it to mean, it is a positive word, with positive influence. I.e respect or honour or courage or goodluck.
The basketball team had great mokopono which led them to win the game.
Mokopono by Ryanzeary September 27, 2010
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a bad form of jap puberty. the subject belives they are a pokemon, larry, or even chuck norris. complete blasphemy. on all accounts
kid: wats up man?
kid2: BULBASAUR!
kid: wtf?
kid2: CHARMANDER CHAR!
kid: great. he thinks he is a mokemon
mokemon by charmanderetd March 17, 2009

Mokepoluwa

A beautiful, charming, attractive girl or lady... not too talk km not too short but of average height and high IQ..... she is a good and nice person to all that come in contact with her but she is interested in fine guys and on exceptions might like an average guy..... she is not interested in money as such rather she seeks good looks, an attentive guy and seldomly seeks half caste or hybrid... she might not be the perfect size you seek but she has the perfect character deep down her beautiful heart Just waiting for you to unravel her lovely character. in summary she is an invaluable necessity of life.

Never miss the opportunity of meeting her.
Mokepoluwa is an unfathomable creature of this world and the perfect picture of a dreamland Cinderella
Mokepoluwa by Pellz September 14, 2018
A long hair coming out of a mole. Gives the illusion that if it is pulled, the entire mole will be removed (like a tampon). Usually found in older Vietnamese women.
"I dare you to pull out her molepon."
molepon by skieratpsu June 27, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026