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Work Drunk 

Doing too many tasks at once (at work) or in very close succession making one experience dizziness, tunnel vision, self murmuring, red-eyes, involuntary tearing of the eyes, and head-aches.
Causes of 'Work Drunk' includes but not limited to:
Pulling data
Running Data
Creating charts
Creating Weekly Reports
Tedious, repetitive, office work
Work Drunk by Howedo November 14, 2011

Work Drunk 

When you have so much work that you say stupid things to people, primarily on facebook.
Bro1: Hey bro, tell me a story.

Bro2: A story. wtf, why?

Bro1: shit, idk dude. I think i'm getting work drunk; I just have soo much to do.
Work Drunk by gotjen July 27, 2011

work shirt drunk 

being intoxicated whilst one wears a shirt featuring their employer's logo.
Travis forgot his overnight bag at home. Looks like he's gettin' work shirt drunk!
work shirt drunk by Travisncs February 8, 2012

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work 

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026