ditted

The act of having a dog walking over to you and crouching its asshole over your face or stomach and intiating a long stick or short clumps of shit onto the surface of your face or stomach.

German Man #1: Hey man, what's that big brown smear around your mouth? German Man #2: Your golden retriever gave me a present last night when I passed out next to his doghouse with my mouth open.

Dogs, man's best friend. If someone pisses you off, they will be ditted on.

ditted by destroyedyourmom'stwat June 12, 2011

Dilted

To get roasted or owned in the most disrespectful way.

This man just got dilted!

Dilted by Chan the Man Yeet February 6, 2023

difted 

to be differently gifted.

That dude is difted!

difted by clint mcmanaman August 1, 2007

dittery 

Pubic like hair or hairs extending from the outter edge of one's nipple, often wirey or curly in state.

Wow, Jon's dittery is almost a full six inches long!

dittery by Sean 5566 March 27, 2007

Ditte 

is an awesome person, she is really sweet and gorgeous too. She can say really random things, but that's what makes her loveable. She has a great sense of humor and is not shy at all.

ditte

Ditte by dog12345678900987654321 September 23, 2012

Dirted 

Another term for someone getting wrecked in a movie or game

Guy 1: yo i Dirted that dude over there

Guy 2: nice, go collect his loot

Dirted by Yung Fiji Fre$h August 15, 2021

Dirted 

To disregard, discredit, or disrespect.

Throwing dirt on someones name.

*Though used in Canada, it is not only Western Canadian slang. It is used commonly in the US ranging widely from NY to California since the late 70's (if not before that).

It is also a popular word in the U.K.

Me: What happened to your eye?

John: Mikey and I got into a fight over Cecilia and he snuffed me in the face.

Me: Wait, what? Cecilia that girl you've been dating?

John: Yep.

Me: Wow and he was supposed to be your homeboy too... Damn you were dirted hardcore.

John: I know he shitted on me, but paybacks a bitch.

Dirted by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009