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The female version of the gal pal. A guy pal is a girl who hangs around with all the guys. This particular species befriends all the guys around her in hopes that her womanly intel and sensitive charms will somehow get her laid. Unfortunately for the guy pal, she shall never get laid for all the guys she hangs with shall never see her as anything past a good friend.
That Jessica Richards is the biggest guy pal. See won't get laid until she realizes that guys dig girls who don't talk to them 24/7.
guy pal by theguynotgalpal May 24, 2011
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Your not that guy pal 

Your not that guy but spicier with pal added to the end to it
Him: bro I’m going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy
Him: I’m still going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy PAL
Him: woah woah woah take a chill pill I’ll back away I’m sorry dude

man-dude-guy-pal 

A pronoun used when the speaker is too distraught to remember someones name.
"Hey man-dude-guy-pal can you pass me that dew?"

skinny pale guy 

see Ryan Bourassa
1.)that computer geek is such a skinny pale guy 2.) sexy (acording to freaks)
skinny pale guy by SPG October 20, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026