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The Granger 

The Stranger: when a male sits on one of his hands, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate with said hand, as it feels like someone else is performing the act.
The Granger: The gay stranger: When a homosexual male sits on his penis, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate, as it feels as though another's penis is in his hand.
Man, my penis feels like someone else's penis. The Granger.
The Granger by Roddgers March 13, 2011
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The Granery 

A gone but not forgotten music club in Bristol UK. Opened as a jazz venue in the late 1950's it became one of the nations leading venues in the Rock'n'Roll years and remained at the cut edge of the live music circiut until its closure in 1990.
It is claimed that every major band to achiebe UK success played at the place including The Rolling Stones, Yes, Genesis, The Damned, Iron Maiden, Metallica and Pink Floyd to name but a few.
The Granery by black flag June 11, 2004

The grange school (Alyesbury) 

The grange school is a place that exists i guess. People can be either dumb, stupid, nice or whatever's. it includes all the slaughter, such as Math's, English & Social interactions. Yeah suck's right, god it was even worse in year 8 & 9, for me year 7 was alright, But my lord does Year 10 & 11 suck, Teachers just won't stop talking about Exams and GCSE's and what-not, Especially in 2020 with this covid thingy. Honestly though the people you get to hang out with are super nice and really helpful, Unless you go by my name, which it's a complete gamble whenever i get help or not, also like hell I'm telling you my real name. But like a wise mother said "Keep your head down and do the work". Although i would avoid the people who hang out in at least more then 12 people at a time, Those are the loudest in the room and want to make you feel bad, but in reality are only jealous that you got talent and they don't, just ignore them and you might have a healthy life. moral of the story: Don't let what anybody says get to your head, Cause life is filled with BS and you gotta deal with it.
The grange school (alyesbury) is a CRAZY NOISY BIZZARE PLACE!

The Grange 

The Grange is a private school filled with posh, up their own arse wankers that also happen to be big headed. At this delightful school, every student has guaranteed smoked weed more than 10 times in their time at the school and because their mummies and daddies can pay for private education it automatically makes them far superior to any other school. Their arch nemesis? Helsby High School. Everyone who attends HHS wants to beat the living daylight out of Grangies. Added to this, Grangies frequently go to parties, get drunk, get high, get mad and most importantly they do maths equations in their heads whilst they're getting laid. Basically it is a school filled with posh dim witted wankers.
Guy: "Which school do you go to?"
Wanker: "The Grange, how about you?"

Guy: "Helsby High School."
Wanker: "Pfft, get out of my sight peasant. Whilst your there working at McDonald's I'll be over here waving my cash in your face whilst smoking a splif and grasping onto a bottle of alcohol and a wod of cash."
Guy: "So the legend is true, Grangies really are all wankers."
The Grange by Raged September 7, 2017

Three pillars of the grange 

Sesh suspension and expulsion
Best used when mco comes in loud
Dude I’m not gay i just vape for the three pillars of the grange
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026