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couchgating 

same as tailgating except the party or activity is conducted on a sofa in front of a television with a football game playing.
I can't go to the Saints game today so I will be couchgating at home.
couchgating by blackchips October 7, 2006

Coughtation mark 

Coughtation Mark, (Noun) Is the use in text, and in verbal speech, of the word "cough" or by emulating the bodily function of "coughing" to humorously hide and or interject a snarky phrase or comment during conversation, usually meant to possibly annoy one person, while potentially amusing others present or partaking in said conversation.
Female: Does this make my butt look big?
Male: *Cough* thicc AF *Cough*
Female: Did you just say "cough"
Male: Yes, I used Coughtation Marks

immaculate couchception 

n. when you are pretty sure that the ratty, smelly, stain-covered couch that you got from a yard sale or found left out on the curb was the true culprit in getting some random girl pregnant, instead of your own fertile loins.
I don't know what Crystal is talking about! I never laid a hand on her! That pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!

COUPCATION 

When a head of state says he's going on VAcation and ten minutes later, at the insistence of the state army, announces a resignation.
Word of the day Feb 12, 2011: Yesterday, President Mubarak announced he was going on VAcation to his island. Some little while later, at the insistence of the Egyptian Army, he announced the army council was in power, a coupcation.
COUPCATION by fulltune February 28, 2011

coughation

Excessive amounts of pressure applied to one's larynx area from excessive amounts of food reefer.
Nigga 1: Man, you sho is coughin a lot .
Nigga 2: I got coughation.
coughation by King McQueen June 1, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026