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buttpunch 

A punch to the ass which hurts like no other. may cause Assplosion.

Gutlaunched

Adjective

A term used to describe that a statement made or message sent was made or sent impulsively, and was probably not well though out, and may have come across as awkward or foolish because of this
"The message that I sent was pretty gutlaunched, and I kind of wish that I could have worded it differently."
Gutlaunched by glimmeringViolet March 21, 2019

Gunpunch 

When you punch someone in the face with the tip of your gun and shoot them in the face as you punch them.
This dude pissed me off, so I gunpunched him and killed him in front of his family.
Gunpunch by dudeman86 October 30, 2010

buttpunch 

submissive and needy for conitinual degradation!

whats with your buddy Buttpunch over there........
buttpunch by fartface_66 April 12, 2008

The Arizona GutPunch

A sexual act that is performed when one partner crushes a jalapeno in their closed fist, and then inserts that fist into the anus of the other partner while exclaiming, "AT LEAST IT'S A DRY HEAT!"
I gave Barry The Arizona GutPunch a couple of days ago and he says his ass is still burning!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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