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Something that is claimed to be the product of foraging, but was actually purchased, for example, at a grocery store.
Tom said he picked the wild greens on his hike, but actually got them at Whole Foods. The entire salad was a foragery.
Foragery by Fishbrane May 5, 2019

Clit-forager 

Someone that tries too hard to be liked. Or someone that makes finding a girl into an investigation.
"Hey do you know that cute girl's name?" "Back off clit-forager I saw her first!"
Clit-forager by Amagoi January 4, 2010

Urban forager 

A person who eats another persons food before it gets thrown away.
I’m going to urban forager the crap out of those fries if you’re done with them.
Urban forager by NRWO January 17, 2018

forgerson 

A very small very buff cuck, shaped like a chode and usually talks down to everyone. Usually thinks they're the greatest thing in the world, but makes stupid decisions that annoy everyone and cause more problems
What a fucking forgerson
forgerson by El Cuckington October 6, 2021

Morning forager

Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.

"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
Morning forager by Xina Serene December 2, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026