Beaumiester

(noun) - a form of douchebaggery. To be a beaumiester is to be completely unaware of the people who care about you and to only care about yourself.

If you leave your girlfriend at home in a town she knows no one in to go to a party with girls 10 years younger than you - you are a beaumiester.

Beaumiester by KFnN October 19, 2010

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baumeister

You sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).

I tried to hold in my sneeze but i ended up baumeistering

baumeister by Rofifo December 18, 2011

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Beaumiester • baumeister • beaumaster • shoobiekook beefmiester

shoobiekook beefmiester

a shoobie who is out in the line up with no reason bo be there in the first place and bags on you for ruining his time only to fall on his face the next wave.

"That dude is such a shoobiekook beefmiester"
"You mean that one who just ate crap a minute ago"

shoobiekook beefmiester by SB4surf7 November 1, 2007

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beaumaster

Beaumaster is when a guy can shoot jizz after climaxing over 15 feet.

I was having sex with Jenny when her dad walked in on us and hit him with the Beaumaster skills.

beaumaster by Rusty panda horn October 11, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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