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Gouty Santa 

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
Gouty Santa by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016
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a disgusting or annoying person. Or both. Often used with the noun: Princess
X: Oi, see dat girl ova dare?

Y: Ye
X: She proper Gouty. Got a gouty fringe too.

Y: Propa Gouty Princess, alie.
gouty by mr vava September 21, 2009
"That lemon tasted 'gointy'.

"Man that customer was a gointy bitch!
Gointy by nickii1980 July 5, 2010

goityfied 

Lee is goityfied, but I am not.
goityfied by Twisted Fate November 10, 2003

Trey Gouty 

The enormous, pulsating growth on the side of one's big toe. Likely gout, so it is given the name Trey Gouty.
Ed: what the fuck is that on your foot?

John: it's just Trey Gouty. Should be healed in a fortnight.
Trey Gouty by Genitalien April 19, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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