gonophyte
Angiosperms and gymnosperms are gonophytes.
gonophyte by uttam maharjan September 16, 2010
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Monophyte
Monophyte, hailed as a king by those who don't know
The real Jon, the one who doesn't show
By day, he seeks attention
By night, womanly affection
In the end, he is worth nothing you see
All he has left is his measly pea
So farewell you prick ~*~*
AC'ers, you no longer have to suck dick
(not that there is one...)
The real Jon, the one who doesn't show
By day, he seeks attention
By night, womanly affection
In the end, he is worth nothing you see
All he has left is his measly pea
So farewell you prick ~*~*
AC'ers, you no longer have to suck dick
(not that there is one...)
Monophyte: I will lend SuAP to people who write poems about how cool I am!!!
AC'ers proceed to suck up.
Unsurprisingly, Monophyte ends up not lending or lending only to those he considers a friend or a friend of friends.
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AC'ers proceed to suck up.
Unsurprisingly, Monophyte ends up not lending or lending only to those he considers a friend or a friend of friends.
You have given Attention to User 'monophyte'. Click the button below to continue.
Monophyte by A More Handsome, Nicer Neopian July 22, 2010
monophyte
A skinny white boy who happens to be really rich on neopets but only lends his prized Super Attack Pea to willing semi-hooker AC-ERS super attack whore who want to get lent.
monophyte : Haha! Sorry men, you won't be getting any SuAP from me. Bring on da laidiez~~
AC Whore : Oh jon, please lend me and I will do some late night video chat sessions with you over MSN
AC Whore : Oh jon, please lend me and I will do some late night video chat sessions with you over MSN
monophyte by The best avatar chatter July 28, 2010
Monophyte
A Neopets player who is very rich and popular on the site Neopets. The reason he is very rich is because he has been working on the account for quite some time. But this is the part that most people get wrong: HE IS THE SWEETEST GUY I KNOW. He lent the Super Attack Pea to his baby sister. Also, he doesn't give it to girls that act like sluts around him. He. Has. A. Girlfriend. If you have been wondering where he got his name from, it's because when he made the account, he was sick from school fighting mono. Mono fight, monophyte.
Monophyte by I_Love_Monophyte March 1, 2011
monophyte
An extremely nice Neopets player that used to lend his Super Attack Pea but doesn't anymore, so don't ask. He also donated 200 million neopoints to help find the Wishing Well avatar. He's the most amazing Neopian ever ♥♥♥
Monophyte: Let's get the wishing well avatar!
ACers: Alright! *donates 5k*
Monophyte: *donates 200m* Aw darn, at least we're closer to finding it!!! Now who wants SuAP?
ACers: Alright! *donates 5k*
Monophyte: *donates 200m* Aw darn, at least we're closer to finding it!!! Now who wants SuAP?
monophyte by Monophyte_Lover April 4, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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