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fitmarker 

When a person freaks out when they don't get a kill in a Call of Duty game. They instead get a "hit marker" and proceed to rage with much profanity at a very high voice while crying because they really wanted that cool final kill-cam that would earn them the desperately needed friends that value the pointless skill found in playing video games.
Kid playing Call of Duty:
OH MY FUCKIN, HOLLY SHIT I FUCKIN, MAN FUCK! DUDE I ALWAYS GET HITMARKERS! I HATE THIS GAME!
Friend watching:
Dude, have a fitmarker, for a second there I thought you were going throw your TV out the window. Luckily you only threw the xbox. I can have your Halo 3 now, right?
Kid with very red face:
*silence*
Friend:
What? You wont be playing it now that your box is ruined.
fitmarker by I, Nobody August 13, 2010
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Hitmarkers are when you shoot with a gun in a game and hurt the person but get no kill.
*Shoots with Intervention in Call of Duty mw2*
*Gets a hitmarker*
*You: DAM WHY DIDN'T GET THE KILL...I GOT A HITMARKER!!!
Hitmarker by xEzW July 27, 2010

Headshot Hitmarker 

When you are playing an FPS game and you shoot someone in the head and get a red hitmarker but that person does not die.
Commonly caused by lag.
P1: lol you missed
P2: OMG DUDE I HIT A HEADSHOT HOW DID YOU NOT DIE... WTF.. I HAD A HEADSHOT HITMARKER
P1: You cant aim bruh
P2: OMFG AGAIN WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME
Headshot Hitmarker by ybcuber September 17, 2018
The situation of pure luck in which a condom breaks, and the girl does not get pregnant.
The pregnancy test came back negative! Thank God for hitmarkers!
Hitmarker by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener September 30, 2011

fightmarker

guy 1: hey have you watched the annoying orange vs oj simpson by fightmarker before?
guy 2: HEY! HEY OJ! RAPPING ISN'T VERY FITTING!

Dead hitmarker 

In shooter games/FPS, when the bullets you are shooting at another player deal no damage. Usually as a result of bad ping or lag.
"Dammit I could've kept my 10 streak if I didn't have dead hitmarkers!

"Bro I hit him like 10 times and it did no damage! Fucking dead hitmarkers!
Dead hitmarker by Romie_777 May 11, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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