Perkout

An Intense ass-kicking workout that is done after ingesting the painkiller, Percocet. You are able to run faster,jump higher and dig deeper do to the fact that you are numb to the pains associated with pushing your body out of its comfort zone. You will feel superhuman. You will accomplish greatness. The next day will suck. Everything will hurt.

Craig: I want to do a workout, but i do not think i am physically capable of performing to my best potential tonight, I feel like a vagina.
Danielle: Of course you do, Lets perkout.

Perkout by Sexy Ugly November 20, 2010

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perouty

beast, haus, awesome, great at sports, sucks at ping pong, super strong, weird sometimes, conceited

"dude look at that perouty!"

perouty by bobbert1234 June 10, 2008

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Perkout • Perkopter • Peroutka • perouty

Peroutka

a fight between a ninja and a narhwal

Did you see that Peroutka? i could have sworn that narhwal was going to win.

Peroutka by LTHSFanpire October 25, 2009

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Perkopter

This works best outside and if the man has a hook dick. During sexual intercourse, the woman is perpendicular to the man, who is standing up. The man then rotates really fast, using the woman as propeller to lift from the ground.

Man: me so horny
Woman: we're out of pee pee covers. Want to perkopter to the store and pick some up?

Perkopter by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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