elsewise

German derivation on proper adverbial use in reference to women, sports, food, society, or overall global domination.

I can come over tonight, elsewise I could just stay home and make some sausages.

elsewise by Mylon Dieter February 8, 2008

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Elsewise

A shorter and more sophisticated way of saying otherwise that should be in Webster's, but it's NOT.

Can I come over and stick it in your booty hole, elsewise I'll just stay home and bake a pie.

Elsewise by pharnhyte December 13, 2014

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elsewise

In another way.

(For some strange reason, this useful word is not recognised by many spellcheckers.)

If we cannot do it how you suggest, I am sure that we can do it elsewise.

elsewise by Andy in Hawick August 21, 2016

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Elsewise

The combination of the words otherwise and elsewhere, meaning to simultaneously change physical location and topic, attitude, activity, or situation.

Hey Don, let's get elsewise lest da biddies get buggy. We'll bounce dis joint AND get high.

Elsewise by The BitchDegarde June 30, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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