when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.

that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.

i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth

bagel tooth by festa csta fest.com December 17, 2008

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Toothbag

An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.

(or girls...)

"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"

Toothbag by Brian Mg. October 13, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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