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Rex Grossman 

noun- a very good but highly error-prone quarterback. Tends to throw as many interceptions in a game as he does touchdown passes. If he keeps this up, the Bears will not go too far into the playoffs, let alone the Super Bowl. Don't get me wrong, though- I love the guy to death, but he MUST do better than this.
1.) A 2006 game against the Arizona Cardinals: a pitiful first half performance by Rex Grossman, during which the Cardinals capitalized and got a 20-0 halftime lead. The only things that saved his ass were the Chicago defense, which scored three touchdowns in the second half, and a botched Arizona field goal at the end. Lucky bastard. The Bears barely won 24-23

2.) Another game in 2006 against the Dolphins, who, before the game, were one of the worst teams in the league. Grossman had to have thrown at least three interceptions that game. A terrible performance. The Bears get crushed 31-13

3.) Another 2006 game verse the Patriots. There was less than a minute to go in regulation when Tom Brady throws an interception and the Bears take over with adequate field position. A touchdown on this drive would make Grossman a hero, and what does he do? He throws an interception. Once again, the game is in his hands and he makes a very costly mistake. A sub-par performance for both quarterbacks. The Bears lose 17-13
Rex Grossman by Kendrick Winningham December 11, 2006

Rex Grossman 

AKA Rex Gaysex. Rex Grossman is a horrible quarterback who makes throwing decisions based on what defensive player he thinks is the cutest. When he fumbles, it happens because he is too busy trying to finger olin kruetz asshole and forgets to take the football. Rex Grossman sucks, he takes nothing seriously... except gaysex.
"Rex Grossman is so bad, I can't believe he just made that throw!! My dead grandmother couldve punted the ball more accurately, what a gaysex dickloving queer!!"
Rex Grossman by Kyle Orton December 9, 2008

Rex Grossman 

A very slow spin move in Madden, used mostly by a QB.
"Shit dude, you just pulled a Rex Grossman."
Rex Grossman by Queefer McQueef November 16, 2006

Rex Grossman 

The starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears, who is going to start his second year in the NFL in 2004. He has shown that he can lead the Bears well, and hopefully will keep improving and get da bears back to the super bowl.
Rex Grossman just threw a 80-yard TD pass to Justin Gage!
Rex Grossman by Frolicking Bear February 8, 2004

Rex Grossman Disease 

When a professional athlete, usually a quarterback; after doing well commonly including playoff victories will completely FUCK UP during the next few seasons.
Bob: damn, Rex was so good up until the superbowl, now he's some straight up trash. What happened?

Steve: He caught the Rex Grossman disease
Rex Grossman Disease by ooberman February 18, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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