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To throw out compliments alone at the bar, but tell people your friends were too drunk and went home. Usually a joecow leads to people buying you drinks because you were nice. Also used in the context of rollerskating in short shorts in a large public areas.
yo, I just joecowed that chick and she bought me a shot.

Dude. I saw the funniest thing, a dude was joecowing down Sepulveda and some drunk homeless lady tried grabbing his dick.
joecow by sharkpard May 1, 2010
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He is the King of all buttfuckers and the chief of rapeology. He is the reason the legend of joe-howie was created, stand in front of a mirror and say his name 5 times, you will here "mmmnnnaaa" and then feel a sharp, quick, pain, deep inside your forbidden chocolate cave.
Josh: "have you heard about the legend of joehowie?"
Rob: "ya, last time I said his name in a mirror, I received a gnarly prolapse!"
Joehowie by Pheelmor Tyts January 28, 2022
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joecondones 

a real ass nigga. big bro official. these niggas be cap aka: joecondones, warren, and joejoe
damn i wanna be like joecondones
joecondones by joecondones November 17, 2022
The concept of Joecozz refers to an unsurpassable supreme being that transcends all human limitations and understanding. Joecozz is considered the ultimate entity in terms of power, wisdom, and transcendence, posited as the ultimate source of all things and everything that exists in the universe. Regardless of the particular religion or worldview, the notion of Joecozz implies an entity that is beyond materiality and physical laws, exerting a transcendent influence on cosmic order and human morality.
Devotees believe that Joecozz is the foundation of all morality and justice in the world
In their prayer, the believer asked Joecozz for guidance and strength to face life's challenges
JoeCozz by Anonimo9003 March 5, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026