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mushkaki by Rip Van Winkle 4 April 22, 2010
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Mushkadini
A very large human turd having all of the following characteristics:
1. One end of the turd completely disappears into the hole at the bottom of the toilet while showing no signs of tapering off.
2. The other end of the turd pokes out of the water so that it does not begin to taper off at any point beneath the water line.
3. The turd must have arrived in its present state/form completely unassisted. In other words, manipulation of a turd after it is expelled from the anus disqualifies it as a proper mushkadini.
1. One end of the turd completely disappears into the hole at the bottom of the toilet while showing no signs of tapering off.
2. The other end of the turd pokes out of the water so that it does not begin to taper off at any point beneath the water line.
3. The turd must have arrived in its present state/form completely unassisted. In other words, manipulation of a turd after it is expelled from the anus disqualifies it as a proper mushkadini.
Dave: Dude, I took Jean to this all-you-can-eat place last night and then dropped a sweet mushkadini at her apartment.
Bill: That's hilarious...Did she say anything?
Dave: Yeah. Stupid bitch said it wasn't a true mushkadini because it tapered off beneath the waterline or something.
Bill: You showed Jean your mushkadini?
Bill: That's hilarious...Did she say anything?
Dave: Yeah. Stupid bitch said it wasn't a true mushkadini because it tapered off beneath the waterline or something.
Bill: You showed Jean your mushkadini?
Mushkadini by Jdog1 July 24, 2009
Related Words
mushkakashka
alot of differrent foods mixed together to make one big ol' mushkakashka! (has to have taters in it!!!) oooooor alot of differnet drinks mixed togther that make one goooood tasty muther fucker!
both kinds look really nasty buuuut its da shit if you try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
both kinds look really nasty buuuut its da shit if you try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
beccas word she made up! duh! nobody can make as smart of a word as this! mushkakashka says kiss my ass if you dont like me or cant say my name!!!!! haha up your ass and on ur face buddy!
mushkakashka by becca xD January 26, 2010
Mushkarinababa
Mushkarinababa by JoJoWeareLeeds November 22, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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