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A town in West London, Full to the brim of killers, druggies and chavs, the epitome of hell and has the shittest schools possible. DONT EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MOVING HERE!
Hey did you hear about the town that had all of the young offenders kill the prison guards and escape?
What feltham? yeah thats my hometown, so glad i left!
feltham by uknown slagger February 7, 2020
the surname of a person who loves to touch hams, this trait in their family history has lead them to be called Ham Feelers, though over time this has been shortened to Feel Ham and most recently Feltham.
"Did that girl just touch your sandwitch bro?"
"Yeah, but don't worry about it, she's a Feltham!"
Feltham by furrycupcake202 December 21, 2014

felpham community college 

A school which advertises "care, respect and equality". However couldn't be more hypocritical considering all they "care" about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. All they have "respect" for is the staff. This is a place in which the pupils come last. And finally "equality" the worst case of false advertisement known to man. Not one person is treated equally to the next. Rules apply differently to each individual. In this school contains a shit tonne of slags. Named and shamed (O.P) < initials. To conclude this summary of hell, it is too poor to supply the pupils with a safe and equipt working environment. It is simply shit.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of FCC?

Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?

Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!

Person 2: hahaha its shit

feltchamuffin 

Where you eat the dirty dick nut outta the cooter of a husky woman...
I saw that guy the other day - he gave Sharon a feltchamuffin
feltchamuffin by Capn DiCrunch October 6, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026