Countenance

Countenance is like someone's facial expression but the whole body expresses it, not just the face.

They assumed an angry countenance

by Fabulousness April 1, 2017

Countenance

The fearsome unwaxed genitals of a catholic priest

Verily they gazed upon his countenance and were sore afraid.

by Father O'Reilly January 28, 2004

countenance

Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.

A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.

by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

mine countenance whereupon

A more proper way of saying "my face when"
Often seen used on ponychan.net

1: Imagine me eating pie
2: (Posts reaction picture) mine countenance whereupon seeing you eat pie.

by gaga374 August 23, 2011