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Officecide 

To harm/injure with intent to kill in an office setting.
Jane committed a horrible officecide one day using scissors and letter openers after her procedures were ignored. When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.
Officecide by JeniJo January 8, 2009
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Officedebo 

Verb. To be officedebo. Officedebo is a term to replace gay or homosexual. Often used on the boards of all versions of Hobowars. Debo for short.
Cheese: Heff, you and the rest of the debo crew are all officedebo. :P

Heff: You know it. *molests you*
Officedebo by |DG| Cheese R250K October 11, 2009

officesheep 

An extremely common breed of sheep (mindless followers) that can be found in just about every office setting around the world. You'll know them by their brown noses and the blissfully ignorant looks on their faces.

They have been known to travel in herds. They are attracted to meaningless corporate policies and irrelevant office politics.
True corporate progress is hindered by the abundance of officesheep. (In my humble opinion)
officesheep by dR0nE.31337 February 22, 2011

Offisode 

Do you want to watch an offisode?
Offisode by Maddie Good February 21, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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