Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.

"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"

Dissendium by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Dissendium

A formally working website dedicated to Harry Potter that disappeared off the earth a few years back. We think Volde found out about it.

"Man I haven't been on Dissendium in AGES!"

"I know right? Bet Voldepants found out about it"

Dissendium by Ki-zilla February 1, 2010

Dissendium

1. A highly evolved organism created by an electro-chemical reaction caused when BBCi dropped the ball.

2. Destructor of text talk.

3. Home of authors of world renown. No, truly.

And on the eighth day Dissendium was created. And the Internet saw that it was good.

Dissendium by Albert M. January 13, 2005

Dissendium

A place where Albert's age is a mystery.

Most people would say Albert is between the ages of 25 and 35, but we may never know for sure.

Dissendium by KeeWee January 14, 2005

Dissendium

A place where Pepperoni is a staple diet.

Where Neville Longbottom reigns supreme. Harry Potter

Dissendium by Twinkle January 12, 2005

dissendium

1. A place for the elderly and insane

2. A place where people of the "I love Rupie", "Dan is soooooo fit" variety are tortured by any method involving a pepperoni.

3. The only place on the internet where Severus will put on a floor show for your birthday.

4. A place where Toblerone's flow a-plenty.

Guest: Dan is soooo fit and he's a really good actor, I think I will marry him one day...
Member: See this pepperoni....?

dissendium by NettyMoss January 14, 2005

dissendium

1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.

2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.

"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."

dissendium by Phil January 27, 2005