1) someone with black-tinted skin who exhibits very guido-
like qualities/grammar/guidospeak
2) someone who is super gnarly cool
3) a wanna-be guido/guidette who smells
like urine
4) an utter faggoid
5) someone that resembles a
crazy drunk italian
1) "
Yo, gay black
dude, why're you so outstandingly gay?"
"I'm not gay, I'm a niguido!! You stupid dickworm!"
2) "Hey, you buy your own lettuce(
weed)?"
"Naw, buttcrack, i grow it in my bathroom."
"Dayum, you must be a niguido"
3) "Whatup homeskillet!?"
"Yo wha--damn what the fridge, you smell like Gurtit$ $uri!"
4) "What's crack-a-lackin holmes, ya dig? LOLZ heehee!!"
"Holy shit on
toast, you really are a niguido!"
5) "How in the heck am I supposed to become the greatest niguido to ever live?"
"Drink a fifth of absinthe and get your hands on a 12-pack for both your abs and your back-abs....OR..ask
Tommy Sneakerz for advice."