Guy Cry

When guys get emotional but (being guys) wish to restrain it therefore instead of bawling with tears and whatnot, their throats get tight and they start blinking a lot.

"I just finished Baten Kaitos Origins last night, man that cut-scene during the secret final boss made me guy cry."

"I always guy cry at the end of 'It's a Wonderful Life.'"

Guy Cry by Timothy of Washington December 10, 2009

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Guy Cry

Where two men are so close with eachr that they could cry with eachh other and it's not weird. Their isn't really crying involved, but two men go and talk about their emotions without it being weird.

Dude, my girl just dumped me, we need a guy cry.

I'm so confusted, we need a guy cry.

Guy Cry by aloneguitarist October 3, 2009

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guy cry movie

A movie that guys cry when they watch it.

Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.

guy cry movie by H.E. Pennypacker May 6, 2006

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guy cry movie

A movie that guys cry when they watch it.

Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.

guy cry movie by H.E. Pennypacker May 6, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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