Beard Goggles 

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.

I have some serious beard goggles for him!

Beard Goggles by namepersonface August 10, 2014

Beard Goggles 

When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.

Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.

Beard Goggles by Pogonophile December 1, 2010

Beard Goggles 

When you see a man with a beard, and you automatically think that person is awesome, funny, chill, or just an overall cool dude just because he has a beard.

- "Aww dude, look at that guy's beard! I bet that guy is awesome."

- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."

Beard Goggles by jackapoe March 31, 2010

Beard Goggles 

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.

"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."

"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."

Beard Goggles by TRON 2.1 December 7, 2009

Beard Goggles 

Like beer goggles, but with carnies.

Dude, never going to the circus with beard goggles... ever.

Beard Goggles by La_Tigra January 22, 2010

Bear goggles 

Trying to say beer goggles, but comes out as bear goggles while being intoxicated!

Kasey said "he's cute"
Jill said " NO, you must have your beer goggles on"
Kasey said "what, BEAR GOGGLES, yeah I must"

Bear goggles by JAK EXPRESS October 27, 2007