Beard Goggles
When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.
Beard Goggles by namepersonface August 10, 2014
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Beard Goggles
When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.
Beard Goggles by Pogonophile December 1, 2010
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Beard Goggles
When you see a man with a beard, and you automatically think that person is awesome, funny, chill, or just an overall cool dude just because he has a beard.
- "Aww dude, look at that guy's beard! I bet that guy is awesome."
- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."
- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."
Beard Goggles by jackapoe March 31, 2010
Beard Goggles
When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.
Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."
"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
Beard Goggles by TRON 2.1 December 7, 2009
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Beard Goggles
Beard Goggles by La_Tigra January 22, 2010
Bear goggles
Kasey said "he's cute"
Jill said " NO, you must have your beer goggles on"
Kasey said "what, BEAR GOGGLES, yeah I must"
Jill said " NO, you must have your beer goggles on"
Kasey said "what, BEAR GOGGLES, yeah I must"
Bear goggles by JAK EXPRESS October 27, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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