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To needlessly kick the ball off of the pitch during a game of pro-evolution soccer
Damn...Ed had the ball but he D-mobbed it!
D-mob by Homerdave April 15, 2007
Related Words

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U 

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'

T-Mobile'd 

duped, tricked, fooled into thinking you were getting better service
Sprint Customer: T-Mobile sent me a SIM card and now my service sucks.

Others: You have been T-Mobile'd
T-Mobile'd by myurban April 20, 2021

D.C. Mobile Home 

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark.
Joe : So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas ( scoffs ) : Lord knows Ithat Trump deserved it.

D.C. Mobile Home 

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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