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Condomplate

To contemplate the use of a condom.
She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?
Condomplate by Treyfo' September 13, 2011

Condomplate

When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO
When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.

Condomplate

When you're trying to decide if you should wear a rubber.
I just met her last night so let me condomplate for a minute.
Condomplate by kissesfromcali August 10, 2016

condomplate

to contemplate about buying a condom
contemplating of buying a condom
1. I was condomplating at the grocery earlier.
2. You should condomplate if you're meeting up with your ex tonight.
condomplate by [d]ud[z] August 24, 2011

Condomplate

To consider having safe sex with
I was out last night and condomplated just about every guy I saw

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.
"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010