Air-Pump

Air-Pump

When a person (male or female) places their lips upon a mans anus and use their hands (or feet if skills are at an advanced level) to jack the man off. The man must fart into the persons mouth before he ejaculates otherwise there is a "leak" in the air pump.

Steve really enjoys his hand jobs, but once in awhile he loves to get a good air-pump in.

Cindy tried the air-pump on Dave, but she couldn't work it hard enough and he filled her up like a balloon.

Air-Pump by thepartyBoy41 August 30, 2009

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air pump

Air pumping is the act of squelching your face into a ball before making an unholy air sound, as a pump does.

"I only air pump now" "Doctor harya"

air pump by bart900.clark@2 March 30, 2025

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Air-Pump • Free Air Pump • airpump mode • dirty airpump • air • Air Force • air bags • air biscuit • Air Force Ones • air time

Free Air Pump

Air that is offered for free for tires through a small pancake compressor operated off a 200 foot 16 gauge extension cord that constantly pops the breaker in a small dirty tire shop. This idea to offer to customers originated several years ago from a Dominican native known has General Nunez after settling in a small run down steel mill community in seek of the Spanish minority dream of trying to pull a fast one , or a scam to make a quick buck.

The free air pump is often used to inflate sex dolls.

Durning music fest Jose kids pop tires to attract business to the free air pump.

Free Air Pump by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

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dirty airpump

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.

You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.

dirty airpump by jakoel May 13, 2011

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airpump mode

Recreating airpump motions with blow jobs, while making the "doooof dooof doooof" sound effect.

Me - "Damn Cindy came over the other day, and I put that bitch in airpump mode."

Homeboy - "That's what's up fool."

airpump mode by Gv Hood September 25, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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