Smiv

A small, globulous lifeform most likely found flogging herself about, but also always maintaining the end, a bell thereof, in multiple contexts. Also known for making the teas, fetching the chinese, and looking like the arses of chimpanzees. Moon. lol. always with a "lol".

Smiv, make the teas.
Smiv, fetch the chinese. Come on, less bum and more run!
Shutup Smiv.
Fu*k off, Smiv. You tw*t!
Innit Smiv ;D x

Smiv by Modern Society lol August 25, 2009

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Smiv

The greatest football/soccer youtuber known to man.

Commonly known for creating the famous "On The Road" series where he visits football/soccer grounds, and rating them.

On The Smiv!!

Smiv by OliEatsPringles May 9, 2020

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Related Words

Smiv • smive • smivian • Smivv

smivian

Incredibly intelligent and a hilarious nick name for onr who's named vivian. Suprisingly afraid of almost everything and happens to be beautiful.

Oh my gosh that person is like smivian!
I'm glad smivian is my best friend.

smivian by Fbianngoa March 16, 2015

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Smivv

Friends, of the less acquainted form.
Between, acquaintances and friends.

Me and Adeline are just Smivv.
Oh! That makes sense, but I though ya'll were closer?
Guess not!

Smivv by TheLightHouse May 20, 2022

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smive

A smile with your eyes. Made by Tira Banks

The models must smive

smive by anonymous October 27, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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