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person 1: hey can you come tonight?
person 2: no, sorry man i'm hitting on your girlfriend
person 1: dude, thats so fucking jam'd
jam'd by baljm August 10, 2009
1. something that is really messed up or retarded
2. something/someone really uncool or gay
person 1: hey man whats up
person 2: not much... hey what are you doing?
person 1: i was just hitting on joe's girlfriend
person 2: aww that's jam'd!
jam'd by eoso July 4, 2009
When you make a nickname up for your friend jamie
Tayla:I think your nickname should be jam-dog
Jam-dog by Taytay_ms_o July 27, 2018

Jam Dick January 

Jam Dick January is much like Destroy Dick December and No Nut November but this one is painful. It is when you smash your nuts on something and masturbate while doing it.
Hey you doing Destroy Dick December . Oh hellll Nahhhhh i'm training for Jam Dick January
Jam Dick January by Bic Pencils December 6, 2018

jam dung 

Trodding through jam dung
jam dung by Natty Dread August 7, 2003

chocolate jam doughnut 

When yo girl is on her period, you grab her used tampon and shove it up her ass.
"I heard you and Mel got kinky last night"

"Yeah I gave her a chocolate jam doughnut"