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schlongboard

a ruler used for measuring a penis.
The sorority girl had a schlongboard for her dildos.
schlongboard by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Shlongboard 

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short
Shlongboard by Dude2010 February 17, 2010

shlongboarder 

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.
Thotiana is a real shlongboarder

Shlonboarding 

A DIY longboard project desinged to make a longboad out of a regular skateboard. by taking a regualr skate board and drilling new holes in the nose and tail, puting the trucks in at and angle, and loosening the trucks you get the effect of a drop deck longboard
Longboarder: dude i was gettin some crazy speed on that hill.
Shlongboarder: dude i was Shlonboarding in town pretty niicee
Shlonboarding by Cruzzin August 11, 2010

shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".
After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.
shlongboarding by Sisores April 11, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026