turtle butt 

A condition caused by an imminent turd projecting partially from one's rectum

..At the Beach.. after raw clams an beer..."Hey look at that dude runnin' to the water... He's gotta shit so bad... He's got a turtle butt!"

turtle butt by Divewave May 26, 2006

Turtle butt 

1. An adorable butt, or term used to refer to a loved one with a cute butt or butt as cute as a turtle
2. most commonly used by couples who love turtles and refer to each others butts as turtle butt,
3. referring to the other person as turtlebutt.

4.A cute nickname to call my boyfriend because we love turtles

Danny you are such turtle butt!
or Sara my what a cute turtlebutt you have!

Turtle butt by TURTLECAKES June 11, 2009

turtle butt 

A condition when one sits down on the toilet and thinks they are about to poop, but it just goes back in.

Man, I can feel it there, but it won't come out. I have a case of turtle butt.

turtle butt by Monica Ricks April 12, 2007

turtle butt 

A person, often an elderly republican conservative principal of an elementary school, who oppresses young children with rules and regulations when they really should just be have fun and laughing.

Said to a 5 year old child, "That Principal Stevens is a Turtle Butt!"

turtle butt by CQUINN October 23, 2005

Gomer the Butt Turtle 

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole

Eat my ass Gomer the butt turtle!!

Gomer the Butt Turtle by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010

Butt Turtle 

One who dwels in the deep, durtiest parts of the anas. One who usually feasts on dwellings of the person they are inside, such as pewpie or those little corns that sometimes don't digest fully.

Seek, Seekafizzl, Diabolic, Millipede, and Seek

Butt Turtle by chris nadratowski December 21, 2004

butt sucking turtle without a shell 

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

butt sucking turtle without a shell by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022