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Neapolitan

While having sex you can either

PINK: vagina
WHITE: mouth
BROWN: anus
First off the man inserts his penis into the women’s vagina, after he then pokes it into the anus, to finish it off he then slides his dick into the other partners mouth.
“HEY GURL…the other night me and Matthew were getting it on and he said that he wanted to give me the Neapolitan.” “So he shoved his dick in me then, then inserted it into my anus then finished it with cumin in my mouth!”
Neapolitan by Yo Bitch ;) April 17, 2022
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Neapolitan

When a man and woman participate in anal sex (chocolate), oral sex, including ejaculation (vanilla), and vaginal sex (strawberry) in the same sexual session.
Man 1: I can't believe Donna let you go Neapolitan last night.
Man 2: Yeah, I saved Strawberry for last, since it's my favorite.
Neapolitan by YoichiAkio November 3, 2010

neapolitan

Any sexual act including, at least, a threesome of individuals, each having a different hair color. Specifically a brunette, blonde, and red head (thus resembling neapolitan ice cream).
"Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Isla Fisher would be one neapolitan I'd love to eat in bed."
neapolitan by itgoessoslow August 17, 2012

Neapolitan

A Sexual Endeavor
Insert penis into a bloody vag, then insert penis into butt, suck off to finish.
"My girl is on the rag, so I gave her a Neapolitan "

"Woah, you got it in all three holes?"

"Fuck'n A"
Neapolitan by jkad March 21, 2008

Neapolitan

Neapolitan
When you pack a bowl that contains bud, kief, and hash which resembles the icecream
That Neapolitan was so dank, it put me on that next level trippin.

Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?

Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high
Neapolitan by Yul Perkins September 9, 2013

neapolitan

threesome with two guys and a girl

guy in the middle fucks the girl while being fucked by the other guy;

so you have three flavors: a straight person, a bisexual person, and a gay person

corresponding to the 3 flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate
Guy: Yeah, me, Bob, and Anne got wasted last weekend and had a Neapolitan.

Other guy: Who was strawberry?
neapolitan by Faye Grant April 25, 2008

Neapolitan

Adding feces into the strawberry shortcake. Specifically, a man ejaculates on his partner's face, punches his partner's nose causing bleeding, and defecates on his partner's face. The resulting mixture of semen, blood, and feces is what is required to characterize this sequence of actions as the 'Neapolitan' maneuver. Conceivably, a woman with the ability to 'squirt' could perform a similar maneuver on a partner.
"Man, last night I skeezed on my girlfriend's face, then punched her in the nose, then shat on her face."
"Oh, sweet, you gave her the Neapolitan!"
Neapolitan by Satanigers May 2, 2007