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Gumaro Ortega

Gumaro Ortega is always the biggest hype man for himself. Can usually be found ripping up the streets in the fastest car you've ever seen no cap! Calls out everyone to a race in his orange mustang he calls Garfield with grandmas milk and cookies on the line, but everyone is scared of it. He has a little Pene but some how has the biggest pelotas from driving a top fuel s550.
Everyone needs them a Gumaro Ortega!
Gumaro Ortega by SpaghettiReady November 24, 2020
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Gumaro is a boy that is usually used to grind on and all the girls are usually attracted to him and is also funny, trouble maker, fun to be with
Did u see that boy Gumaro that is attractive and likes to grind
gumaro by Cynthia J. S January 7, 2017

gumaround 

The action of turning down an individual for date. More specifically, it is due to that individual's lack of social skills, continuous rants about nonsense, and in general his/her lack of knowledge regarding the opposite sex (or same sex in cases of homosexuality). The individual being asked out is most likely bored or not interested in that other person. They usually make up excuses as to why they need to cancel the date, such as having to "work late" or "study." The person asking the other out is therefore rejected.
Baskin Robbins: "I'm sorry, but I have to study tonight...I mean, I know it's Saturday night, but I have a math quiz in a week."

Ben N. Jerry: "Awww damn, am I getting the gumaround again?"
gumaround by InkedMD October 26, 2010
Awesomeness at its fullest, whoever holds this name must be either a God or a Beast.
I am so Gilmaro.
gilmaro by Giru November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026