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duffle bagging

A form of autoerotic asphyxiation in which an individual is zipped up and optionally padlocked in a large carryall, preferably from The North Face.
Hey, did you hear about that maths wiz code-breaker from MI6 who died while duffle bagging in his safe house flat in Pimlico?

Duffel Baggin'-it 

The act of "shoving" or strategically placing your flaccid/semi-plump penis into an already stale vagina. This simulates stuffing smelly, wrinkled cloths into a duffel bag that's too small. This uninspired state of one's floppy member is known by many names. However ,this concentrates solely on act, of "Dufflin'"
Lizzy- "Is it...?...Is it in?....."

(Troy's inner monologue- "........I'm just gunna Duffel Bag-it.....she won't know the difference, especially after that Xanax kicks in.")

Troy - "uhm........Gettin' there......."(intermittent breaths, dripping sweat, chapped lips and dry pussy)

Duffel Baggin'-it

Duffelbagging 

When a man is so hammered drunk that he can't maintain a erection, so he throws his half flaccid hog into the bitches snatch like a duffel bag in the trunk of a car.
Mason: So how did things go with Kerry the other night?
Joe: Well I was shitfaced and she wanted to fuck, so I was Duffelbagging her for about 10 minutes then I fell asleep
Mason: Did she call back today?
Joe: No....
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026