Milftown

A.K.A. Milford, NH

The town that everyone from Wilton, Mont Vernon, Amherst, Brookline, Lyndeborough, Mason and Greenville come to do ANYTHING.

There are also a large population of hot moms, aka MILFs.

"I think I'll get high and go to Milftown today to hang out at the oval."

Milftown by Texikid April 30, 2009

miltown

milwaukee wisconsin

we went clubbing in miltown lsat nigh

miltown by Joe Taylor March 11, 2004

milf-town 

Milford, a city in Connecticut in which there are a lot of hot Milfs, or moms I'd like to fuck.

"Did you see those tits and ass on that milf!"
"Well we are in Milf-Town."

milf-town by Guy Lafleur January 17, 2008

Milltown 

A small town in NJ, filled with a bunch of drunk irish catholics. This may be the most racist town in NJ. at one point, Milltown had a sign that said "Welcome to milltown, don't let the sun set on your black ass." today there are about 5 black families in milltown. There are only two schools. the high school kids have to go to a whole other town, which is ten times worse then Milltown.

Who the fuck wants to live in milltown

Milltown by be kool March 7, 2009

Miltown

the city of milwaukee, wisconsin. anyone who lives there knows what it's about

I'm from that good miltown.

Miltown by shontalea May 17, 2006

Milltown 

Home of Joey Heitzenroder A.K.A. Big muff on campus. everyone hates him, but he thinks otherwise. He bitches all day, and if you don't answer your phone you get a following 20 calls and texts, some say he's the last of the abominable snowmen around.

Come to milltown if you want to meet the one and only joey heitz

Milltown by Joe Tak January 1, 2012

Miltown

An old sedative / muscle relaxer / anti anxiety medication. It was found to be dangerously addictive but was safer than the barbiturates which came before it.

Miltown has generally been replaced by good old Valium, Soma and other safer, more effective drugs.

The pills are mentioned frequently in the book "Mott The Hoople" which is where the band got its name from (The British band went on to give mega-star band Queen their start).

Mott, the main character, is addicted to Miltown and eats them constantly even while driving.

And yes, the drug was named after the town in NJ.

A good portion of the muscle relaxer Soma is metabolized into Miltown in the body, thus providing two drugs in one.

Damn, I'm gonna go to Miltown to get me some Miltown!

...And I'll be blasting Mott The Hoople while taking the pills.

Sheesh, good thing they didn't name a pill 'Allentown' or 'Levittown'. Those are two places that REALLY suck, and I'd imagine the drugs named for them would as well!
Actually they should just re-name Allentown "Crack Town" I think that's accurate and has a nice ring to it...

Miltown by Big Gaspar February 23, 2010