marine girlfriend

the strongest girls that God paired with the toughest guys. They are loyal and faithful to their men no matter where they are. They are willing to wait an eternity to be with their men.

"She is so tough."
"Duh... Shes a marine girlfriend."

marine girlfriend by semperfigirl April 10, 2009

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Marine girlfriend

One of the strongest girls you will ever meet. A girl so devoted to the USMC lifestyle and her Marine its crazy!

Marine girlfriend:certified badass. Go ahead and mess with her, if her Marine doesnt kick your ass, she will!

Marine girlfriend by Meggerz19 February 4, 2009

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Marine Girlfriend

A female, preferably human, who is dating a United States Marine. The typical Marine Girlfriend has a shelf life of about 8 months. They initially gain some bragging rights and respect-by-proxy from dating a Marine but after several 45 day field ops outside of cellphone range and only ever seeing him on every other weekend they will usually lose interest fast. The overwhelming majority of Marine girlfriends will desert their post about 3 months into any overseas deployment leaving their Marine to forge ahead with the people who REALLY love him, his brothers in arms.

Chick: MARINE GIRLFRIEND! ITS THE HARDEST JOB IN THE CORPS!

Marine: Boy you sure are right! I can't wait for you to sleep with that guy you're "just friends with" once I'm in Afghanistan!

Marine Girlfriend by TCAT1117 November 17, 2018

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Marine girlfriend

A girl that will always love you and be by your side, until she's by some other guy's side about 2 weeks after you leave for Iraq or Afghanistan.

I totally boned this Marine girlfriend last night. Her boyfriend is still in Fallujah!

Marine girlfriend by motivationKILL November 4, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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