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a hot air balloon going Mach 10 

A typical sight in Airforceproud95 videos, alongside other aircraft also going nearly at Mach 10.
"Is it possible to see a hot air balloon going Mach 10 IRL?"
"Nah fam."

going mach 5 

Partying extemely hard.
"After work, Tito hit the bars. He was going Mach 5 all night."
going mach 5 by The Impresario September 15, 2006

Going Mach Jesus 

Operating or being a passenger in or on a water/land vehicle at such a velocity or in such a precarious way that the result in losing control of the vehicle and/or simply crashing would result in an inevitable fatality, which would lead to you meeting Jesus himself, hence the term.

For example: Going over 85/90mph on the highway would most likely be considered going Mach Jesus due to the fact that a sudden stop at that speed would kill the passengers of the vehicle. Doing dangerous stunts at high speeds and/or going more than double in a residential, although probably not fatal for the passengers, could be considered Mach Jesus.

Going so fast in a speed boat that colliding with another would not only destroy the boat but more than likely kill the passengers.
Ahhhhh! Carl! The fuck are you doing?”
“I’m going Mach Jesus!”
“You just went Mach shit yourself.”