Ebrawsing

Simply Looking At eBay scanning for pointless things every time you are able to log into a computer for long enough

Sophie:"Mum! I want to use the computer!"
Dad: "Shush dear shes ebrawsing she'll be done later..."

*2 hours later*

Dad:"honey you need help"

Ebrawsing by Luke Harris March 16, 2009

erasing 

a form of self mutilation. you basically just rub an eraser over your skin really fast and it burns really bad and eventually the skin can break. it scars worse and hurts a lot longer than cutting yourself will, which is why for some people it works better. it gets the job done when mom finds out about the cutting.

My mom found out about me cutting and took away my razors. It's all good, though, she can't keep me away from pencils so there's always erasing.

erasing by jeansandeyeliner April 12, 2011

brawsing 

Surfing the web for bras.

Girl: I've got to find the right bra for a backless dress I'm wearing on my wedding.

Other girl: Oh man, bra shopping can be so tough.

Girl: Yeah, I'll probably spend hours brawsing.

brawsing by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 23, 2016

erasing your fingerprints 

Masturbating so violently that there is enough friction to erase the fingerprints on your masturbating hand.

Sorry man, I just watched that hot chick from That 70s Show and had to erase my fingerprints really fast.

Erasing your fingerprints?

You know, whack it.

erasing your fingerprints by Bob McGillian January 12, 2011

Embrassing 

To paint jewelry or furniture to look like brass so people pay more for it

“Wow! How are you making that necklace look like that?”
“I’m embrassing it!”

Embrassing by Irish and Gayish July 5, 2019