If you ever encounter a Chrizzy
Mc Dizzy, make sure you have your pants on properly, because a Chrizzy
Mc Dizzy always finds its way into even the smallest holes.
A Chrizzy
Mc Dizzy is an endangered species that often lives on Red Bull, cigarettes, snus, and chili. It'
s easy to recognize a Chrizzy
Mc Dizzy as they are often covered in Elizabeth Arden hand cream, wear gray sweatpants, and carry a Prada fanny pack.