Mathum

A name you give to someone for comitting plagiarism excessively and posting other peoples songs or videos on their blog without giving the original artists credit.

Person 1: "I downloaded that song I showed you the other day and posted it on my Newgrounds profile without giving the artists credit!"

Person 2: "Wow, you're a bit of a Mathum aren't you?"

Mathum by David Stead January 26, 2009

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human 

mental abuse to human

My teacher did MATH=Mental Abuse To Human

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017

mathimathz 

the dominant undying love of two mathletes, affection cannot get any closer than that.
serves as proof of newton's third law, as for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction which is a telling sign that the relationship is going to be together forever and can easily be commemorated.

hints of mathimathz often show up when one calls the other with a nickname ending in -ie (i.e. "cutie")

A: Yo wassup did you hear about mathimathz?
B: Uh naw wtf is that? Another one of those math competitions?
A: Breh are you serious? Do you just live under a rock? Everyone knows that Kevin and Hanna are each others' "cornie" and "kevie", and nothing in the universe will ever stop their unconquerable mathimathz, aren't they just sooooo cute?
B: Omg that sounds so adorable!

mathimathz by mathicorn February 19, 2021

Matsumoto 

a noun that describes a weird person with a creepy smile. Originated from Mr. Paul Matsumoto, a chemistry teacher who smiles every time when he tortures his students.

Student A: Mats, how are we supposed to know this?
Matsumoto: You learnt this before. Now you gotta integrate. Isn't this fun? (creepy smile... ;D)
Student A: uhh...

Matsumoto by A guy from San Francisco April 9, 2013

Mathematress 

The in-bed mathematics that one performs in order to calculate how many hours or minutes they will be able to sleep for if they fall asleep immediately. Usually this is done in desperation after failing multiple attempts at falling asleep. The calculations usually begin while uncomfortably lying awake and trying to force yourself to sleep, you use the time you intend to sleep by and the time you have to get up, and all time in between is the Mathematress calculated sleep time.

*Guy looks over at the clock* "Shit it's already 3 and I have to be up at 8...well Mathematress says I'll only get 5 hours if I can get to sleep right now.....right now......damn!

Mathematress by Shunsui December 24, 2010

Madhumita

A paragon of excellence in every such quality that exists. This girl is so highly regarded as faultless people can associate him with god, in every sense of the word. From her unparalleled beauty to her unsurpassable knowledge, this girl is truly essential to mankind's survival.

The bestest of humankind , Madhumita

Madhumita by A know stranger January 12, 2018

Mathamphetamine

a math problem that gives you that sort of "high" when you finally solve it.

Man, that homework had some real Mathamphetamines in it.

Mathamphetamine by chameleon215 January 7, 2019