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Philtrum 

The groove in the upper lip
A philtrum; what my FAS friend lacks
Philtrum by Eviscerati December 9, 2008
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philtrum 

The word philtrum has 2 main meanings:
1: noun. The little groove between the bottom of your nose and your top lip. I have no clue what it is there for, but now you know what it is called.
2: verb. The art of performing oral sex while shaving. This originated because some kid at my school with a dirty mind thought it was 'full trim'. The term has since caught on and is now widely recognised.
1: You:"hi Steph! How you been?
Steph:"philtrum" *pokes your philtrum. walks away*

2: You:"hey sweety!"
Boyfriend:"her my giiiirl. Guess what I learnt today?"
You:"what?"
Boyfriend:"how to philtrum"
philtrum by *Angela lolly* February 20, 2013

philtrum 

The act of giving Phil a haircut.
Hi, my name's Phil. My hair is so unusually long, so I decided to get myself a haircut. But I call it a "Philtrum."
philtrum by Scikoop75 December 26, 2020

coomd in ur philtrum 

with 2 litres of vodka and a turbo-virgin duchbag here's where life can lead u to ( btw ur neighbour also may call the police cuz u went really hard )
duchbag: yoooooooo i coomd in my gf philtrum next im gonna coomd in ur philtrum

human : wtf

philcrump 

a person who likes cheese (in a sexual manner)
"that guy is such a philcrump"
philcrump by Laura Legend February 5, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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