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Missalitis

1. when your teacher suffers from incompetency.
(derived from the ancient drummer once kicked out of Billy Idol's band only to become a horrible, horrible teacher.)
Kid1: Man my teacher sucks!

Kid2: She must be suffering from Missalitis!
Missalitis by jesusjones June 17, 2009
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missbitter 

1)noun: an asian girl in melbourne who enjoys fingering her anus live on webcams, much to the delight of irc users.
2) verb: the act of fingering your anus with 2 fingers
VERB: i miss bitter'd the bitch!
missbitter by Eddie January 3, 2004

missbitter 

miss - a single female, not married, not wanted

bitter - sour, ugly, see evil

missbitter - an irc user that likes to finger her anal live on webcam on irc
for an example message missbiter on irc
missbitter by Jono January 4, 2004

misscavite 

A person who rsvp's to attend a party but never shows up.
Mimmo and Debbie were invited to a join us on our Florida vacation. They promised the would be there. In true misscavite fashion they did not come and stuck us with an extra room charge.
misscavite by FloridaFour December 12, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026